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roxys-ass:

jazzfort:

i shouldn’t have laughed as much as i did

nyoom

(Source: thefrogman, via sque2013)

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msjewbooty:

the Clue Klux Klan…solving mysteries in a racist sort of way

i think you mean “the police department”

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teamgif:

andrvw:

people who drink the left over milk in their cereal bowls are SICK FUCKS

I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU ARE FROM BUT HERE IN MELBOURNE WE DONT WASTE MILK GOD DAMN IT I AM SO MAD THAT SHIT EXPENSIVE 

is your caps lock broken or are you really this passionate about milk

milk is the only thing i have left

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Guy in my class:Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
Teacher:You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
Guy:Well...yeah.
Teacher:Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you
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snorlaxatives:

the annual scholastic book fair was the only reason i didn’t drop out of elementary school

(via intensional)

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rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

(Source: neptunain, via refreshes)

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lron-man:

girl are you a fox because i don’t know what the fuck you’re saying

(via communistbakery)

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titancia:

guuuuuuurll:

ultralifetips:

Click HERE to see Criminal Sketches that the Artist Absolutely Nailed

This is so good 

This must be one of the hardest jobs ever.

It also impresses me when someone is able to describe someone so the artist can sketch them. Because I have a crappy memory, I don’t remember faces well, and I don’t think I could describe anyone well enough to have them sketched like that!

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