people who drink the left over milk in their cereal bowls are SICK FUCKS
I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU ARE FROM BUT HERE IN MELBOURNE WE DONT WASTE MILK GOD DAMN IT I AM SO MAD THAT SHIT EXPENSIVE
is your caps lock broken or are you really this passionate about milk
milk is the only thing i have left
|Guy in my class:||Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.|
|Teacher:||You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.|
|Teacher:||Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you|
This is so good
This must be one of the hardest jobs ever.
It also impresses me when someone is able to describe someone so the artist can sketch them. Because I have a crappy memory, I don’t remember faces well, and I don’t think I could describe anyone well enough to have them sketched like that!